EIGHTHOOKS Email three ads

Meta ads for e-commerce brands

Stop the thumb. Then the wallet.

Eight hooks in five days. We kill seven and scale one.

Email three ads

The board · live demo

Eight concepts. One survives.

Every product gets eight hooks in five days. The board decides, not the meeting.

Demo: AI-made concepts for made-up drinks. Not client work.

Of the eight concepts on this demo board, seven are killed and one is scaled.

UGC selfieSponsored
A woman filming herself in a bright kitchen, holding a can up to her phone
Killed: below the account average.
UnboxingSponsored
Hands opening a shipping box on a bed with a yellow can inside
Killed: below the account average.
MacroSponsored
Extreme close-up of a wet can top on black
Killed: below the account average.
The pourSponsored
A can pouring into a glass of ice against a magenta backdrop
Killed: below the account average.
StreetSponsored
A man in a cyan jacket drinking from a can on a sunny sidewalk
Killed: below the account average.
Gym storySponsored
A phone photo of a can on a gym bench next to a towel and headphones
Killed: below the account average.
FounderSponsored
A founder sitting on a warehouse floor between stacked cases of cans, talking to camera
Killed: below the account average.
Crack and hissSponsored
A yellow can on a hot-pink backdrop being cracked open
Scaling: this hook got the budget.

Three numbers. No adjectives.

How we'd measure it: blended revenue over total Meta spend, 60-day window, straight from your store and Ads Manager exports. No view-through padding.

How we'd measure it: 3-second video views over impressions, the winner against the ad you were already running, same audience, same week.

How we'd measure it: calendar days from your brief landing to the first hook that beats your account's average CPA and gets budget.

Placeholders. Real numbers go here, or nothing does.

The creative engine

The board eats eight hooks a week. This is what feeds it.

UGC, hero shots, macro, unboxing, lookbook — generated, cut and graded in-house in about 48 hours. No crews, no shoots, no samples shipped.

  • Cold sweatSponsored
    A black can beaded with condensation on a dark set, one warm rim light, an ice cube against it
    BeverageHero · 1:1
  • The dropperSponsored
    A woman in a bright bathroom holds a serum dropper up to the camera
    SkincareUGC · 9:16
  • On velvetSponsored
    Macro of a gold chain bracelet with an emerald pendant on black velvet
    JewelryMacro · 3:4
  • Gummy dropSponsored
    Orange gummies falling in front of white marble
    SupplementSlow-mo · 9:16
  • Linen walkSponsored
    A person in cream linen walks past a stone wall in low golden light
    ApparelLookbook · 16:9
  • First lightSponsored
    Hands lifting a candle out of a kraft box, string lights blurred behind
    CandleUnboxing · 9:16
  • Spec ads for invented brands, made by us. Not client work.

Spec ads for invented brands, made by us. Not client work.

Four ways in. One is free.

  • Creative

    Eight hooks per product, cut for Reels and Stories, made without a crew. Built to be killed fast.

  • Media buying

    One account, one buyer, no juniors. Spend follows the board, not the calendar.

  • Full-funnel

    Creative plus buying plus the landing page the ad deserves. For brands past $30k a month in spend.

  • The audit

    Email us three live ads. One document back within 48 hours: which to kill this week, and what to run instead. No call, no deck.

    FreeEmail three ads

Brief Monday. Eight hooks by Friday.

  1. Send the product.

    A link, three photos, who buys it. No deck, no onboarding call.

  2. Eight hooks in five days.

    Every angle we think can stop a thumb, live on your account with real spend behind it.

  3. Kill seven. Scale one.

    The board decides. The winner gets the budget and new variants every week.

Seven of your next eight ads should die. We'll find the eighth.

Email three ads hello@eighthooks.info — plain email works too. No forms, no calls.